Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages
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Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai..
Shop Keeper :- ok....ye lo !
Santa :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai...
Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi...
Santa :-jab tu paise maangega tab.
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
SANTA Come late to the bus stop..
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BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...! sochooo......
.KYUNKI.....
diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....
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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?
because someone told him that there is marks for every step
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?
SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous
"sasria Kaal"
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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.
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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?
BANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.
Sardar 2: kyu?
Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...LOL|
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A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue......:
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A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why?
cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!
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3pupil were going on motorcycle,
policeman give hand to stop.
Santa shouted-
oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga.
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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?
Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.
Frnd-Phir?
Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
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Fakir to SANTA: muje Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.
SANTA Ye Lo
HAJMOLA…
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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
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A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it?
SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "
Please..call me..ambulance"
.SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
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